i can’t get over this gif. where did they get the lovingly rendered 3d wireframe of a flaccid dick achieving erection? did they make it themselves? why are the testicles not present in this rendering? what did they have to gain from excluding the testes? why is the font so lazy? why is the text on the button not centered? why did they feel the need to put the number 1 in parenthesis? why did they highlight the words “secret” and “erection” only, are they trying to prime me for secret boners in math class?

i can’t get over this gif. where did they get the lovingly rendered 3d wireframe of a flaccid dick achieving erection? did they make it themselves? why are the testicles not present in this rendering? what did they have to gain from excluding the testes? why is the font so lazy? why is the text on the button not centered? why did they feel the need to put the number 1 in parenthesis? why did they highlight the words “secret” and “erection” only, are they trying to prime me for secret boners in math class?

except this time he’s a ghost

except this time he’s a ghost

Lazy asshole

Someone smeared poop in an infinity sign on a car round the block from my house.

Streets is wild out here.

Someone smeared poop in an infinity sign on a car round the block from my house.

Streets is wild out here.

One True Dad - Swerve for Sally (Lest we Dally)
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Do y’all know about Joint Vision 2020 and Vision for 2020? They were military manifestos released in the early 2000s. The pictures are actual screencaps. You should read them, they are both hilarious and terrifying, Vision for 2020’s cover looks like a 12 year old’s conception of how war in the future is going to look. “Full Spectrum Dominance” means space control. I can’t imagine it being said in any other voice than Wesker’s TOTAL GLOBAL SATURATION.

Links:

Joint Vision 2020

Vision for 2020

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One True Dad - Talc To Tact (Panic Attack)
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